Elly Schmidt-HopperPortrait of a Quarantined Woman with Her House PlantsApril 1st — Dear Diary, you won’t believe it! I’ve fallen in love and am moving in with my handsome new boyfriend! Just in time for the…5 min read·Oct 28, 2020----
Elly Schmidt-HopperThe Dog SitterThe dog is not my dog, and yet I’m carrying his still-warm shit in a little green bag. He likes to pick his spots carefully. He won’t go…6 min read·Oct 23, 2020----
Elly Schmidt-HopperCelebrity Photos are my Valium and I Don’t Care AnymoreI’m sitting on my couch but I’m stressed. There’s just too much to think about.4 min read·Apr 12, 2019----
Elly Schmidt-HopperHow Not to Talk to Your Friend With Cancer, in Four ActsAct I3 min read·Apr 11, 2019----